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shake your phone

Engaging a search engine on one’s phone to find information.
Hey, can you shake your phone to get movies times?
by Anew_ March 18, 2019
mugGet the shake your phonemug.

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.
Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.
by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015
mugGet the I got a new phonemug.

if-phonely

What you say to someone who has a smartphone when they ask you a question you likely don't know the answer to, when they could easily look it up on or ask their smartphone.
Ulrich: When was Dungeons & Dragons first played?
Caelynn: If-phonely...
by Hot Glass Gal January 16, 2015
mugGet the if-phonelymug.

phone

a magical demon that rapes you while you sleep
by Lexigirl15 September 17, 2018
mugGet the phonemug.

Phone Slave

A person who works in telecommunications and makes or takes 50+ calls a day. Also known as anyone who works in a call center.
Becky made 2,854,382 calls today and now she's a phone slave to her company. Now she chain smokes and eats donuts to sooth her pain.
by Sassysavvy August 2, 2015
mugGet the Phone Slavemug.

Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016
mugGet the Phone captainmug.

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
mugGet the i don't have a phonemug.

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