Misogynistic jerk

Mason

Mason is a misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022

Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012

team jerking

When multiple people help one male masterbate

Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking

by nut_lover1738 August 1, 2015

Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.

Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!

by norTnoJ September 15, 2016

jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages

“Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”

by Акула May 31, 2020

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024