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Sleeping Off

When someone is masturbating in their sleep.
Miranda: "Elias isn't at school because he's probably doing his two favorite things - sleeping and masturbating."
David: "He's probably doing them at the same time. He's sleeping off!"
by Rain Panda March 12, 2011
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off chops

Australian idiom usually expressed after dropping a good pill or after smoking/injecting some quality meth.
Man that's good gear I'm off chops.
by blind sponge April 25, 2011
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Blast Off

The act of smoking marijuana while you are tripping on acid.
(guy) Yo you want to smoke a blunt?

(guy2) Nah man im trippin balls

(guy1) I know but i wanna blast off!
by Lucidreamer March 3, 2011
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off the hook

adj.
1. Freed, as from blame or a vexatious obligation: let me off the hook with a mild reprimand.
2. The Shiznit, something noteworthy, outstanding
3. Off the chain
"That That 70's show is off the hook, breh!"
by privatejokr December 22, 2003
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Chilf Off

A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".
If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.
by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010
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Mac'ing off

when a group of Mac fanboys sit around in a circle rubbin each other's Macbooks. Usually "oh my god!" is replaced by "oh steve!" very similar to a circle jerk.
when someone buys a macbook, and the others flock around to open and close the macbook over and over and talk about the genius of steve jobs, until they explode into a burst of selfpleasure, hence Mac'ing off
by phr3akazoid August 27, 2009
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Off Topic

Off Topic is a forum on Roblox.

It is the worst webpage on the internet, filled with some of the worst content ever made, created by some of the most idiotic, childish people to ever lay their hand on a mouse and keyboard.
faggot 1: something something religion something something gay marriage something something abortion

faggot 2: something something racism something something sexism

faggot 3: some kind of joke about obama

faggot 1: some kind of reply to faggot 2

faggot 2: getting mad at faggot 1

faggot 5: something about faggot 1 being an obvious ruseman because they are an alt

faggot 6: something unrelated that makes no sense

An average thread on off topic.
by Tdc88 June 19, 2013
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