Jack off

To wank your dick.

Jakum had a boner in pe so he went to the toilet but when he arrived he saw a Jack off centre!

There were boys relieving themselves everywhere! He got his big dick out and jacked off ! He wanked his dick until he shot a load out !

A few minutes later the pe teacher arrived , his face droped but he joined in the wanking club. !

by yep9 July 20, 2014

mac'ing off

when an apple customer gets excited about his new mac, and just can't contain himself... talk about an upgrade from a floppy drive to a hard disk. just make sure you keep the "sticky keys" option turned off.

i walked into the apple store the other day and saw this group of nerdy guys in the corner mac'ing off to the new macbook pro...

by justin mayfield May 3, 2008

Sleeping Off

When someone is masturbating in their sleep.

Miranda: "Elias isn't at school because he's probably doing his two favorite things - sleeping and masturbating."
David: "He's probably doing them at the same time. He's sleeping off!"

by Rain Panda March 12, 2011

off chops

Australian idiom usually expressed after dropping a good pill or after smoking/injecting some quality meth.

Man that's good gear I'm off chops.

by blind sponge April 25, 2011

Blast Off

The act of smoking marijuana while you are tripping on acid.

(guy) Yo you want to smoke a blunt?

(guy2) Nah man im trippin balls

(guy1) I know but i wanna blast off!

by Lucidreamer March 3, 2011

off the hook

adj.
1. Freed, as from blame or a vexatious obligation: let me off the hook with a mild reprimand.
2. The Shiznit, something noteworthy, outstanding
3. Off the chain

"That That 70's show is off the hook, breh!"

by privatejokr December 22, 2003

Chilf Off

A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".

If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.

by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010