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Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Last names are sem are semi curse

Last names are sem are semi curse
Last names are sem are semi curse
by Real Alberto June 5, 2022
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Googling your name

The act of going onto Google and typing in your own name to see what the results are. Great fun on image search too!
Person 1: I was googling your name yesterday!

Person 2: Yer? What did it come up with

Person 3: Well apparentely your a german body building priest!
by GoogleFTW February 12, 2009
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A Last Night Name

An alias for when you get down and dirty and need to keep your identity a secret.
I didn't want that girl to look me up on Facebook the next day and try to friend me- so I used a Last Night Name
by Iguana Mama July 29, 2018
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Gif name?

What Instagram commenters reply with to gifs they want access to but can't find themselves. Usually accompanied with either no replies, or a gif search that doesn't work anymore.
*Gif of two men making out*

Gif name?
by Onandonandomnom April 28, 2024
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