crud muffins

An exclamation or ejaculation appropriate for almost any occassion.

Crud muffins! The sheehoo gateway is down yet again!

by _joe October 29, 2004

Muffin By BadBoyHalo

A Song That Is Shit If You Like It Your Fucking Shit And A Adopted Bitch Like Wtf This Is A Lyric Part "Stream With Me Ima Be A E~Boy We Gon Mine I Know I'm A BadBoy"

kid: hey dad have you heard the song muffin by badboyhalo its so good

Father: This is Why Your Fucking Gay And Adopted

by mommysmilkanddaddyswiner November 18, 2021

Stud Muffin

A man or a woman who is a sexy Muffin

"Yo, that is one hot stud muffin over there."

by Nicoley13 January 20, 2009

muffin tits

Rachel Lesuer.
something hot.
and tizzite.

"oo muffin tits! whereever did you go!?"

by Cheeko December 22, 2004

Jizz Muffin

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.

Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010

Muffin Juice

The ultimate hybrid of Muffins and Orange Juice.

one day the muffin man was taking a poop and he came upon MUFFIN JUICE.

by M u ff in Ju ic e March 22, 2003

Muffin Top

A girl who is fat and wearing pants too tight therefore spilling over the top of her pants in a muffin top fashion.

"That is the sickest muffin top I've ever seen"

by Ashley Spence August 8, 2006