Huff-Muffin

A person who who acts like a nincompoop or ignoramus, while also making corny jokes.

Jay Goldbear is the definition of Huff-Muffin!

by Captain Toronto April 24, 2011

crud muffins

An exclamation or ejaculation appropriate for almost any occassion.

Crud muffins! The sheehoo gateway is down yet again!

by _joe October 29, 2004

Funky Muffin

Someone who thinks they know everything about everyone, when they actually dont. They usually start a fight over it or say it just to make you mad. Also known as a Know it all

That gurl over der id one funky muffin! She be gettin up in muh face yesturdayh and i was like gurl please!

by GuppyTiger April 10, 2011

Stud Muffin

A man or a woman who is a sexy Muffin

"Yo, that is one hot stud muffin over there."

by Nicoley13 January 20, 2009

muffin tits

Rachel Lesuer.
something hot.
and tizzite.

"oo muffin tits! whereever did you go!?"

by Cheeko December 22, 2004

Jizz Muffin

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.

Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010

Muffin Juice

The ultimate hybrid of Muffins and Orange Juice.

one day the muffin man was taking a poop and he came upon MUFFIN JUICE.

by M u ff in Ju ic e March 22, 2003