Huff-Muffin

A person who who acts like a nincompoop or ignoramus, while also making corny jokes.

Jay Goldbear is the definition of Huff-Muffin!

by Captain Toronto April 24, 2011

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muddy muffin

when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl

(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.

by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

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crud muffins

An exclamation or ejaculation appropriate for almost any occassion.

Crud muffins! The sheehoo gateway is down yet again!

by _joe October 29, 2004

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Stud Muffin

A man or a woman who is a sexy Muffin

"Yo, that is one hot stud muffin over there."

by Nicoley13 January 20, 2009

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muffin tits

Rachel Lesuer.
something hot.
and tizzite.

"oo muffin tits! whereever did you go!?"

by Cheeko December 22, 2004

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The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.

Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010

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