A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 13, 2008

COOKIE monster

the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any

"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"

by juvi d May 23, 2006

Six pack monster

A monsters that lives under endinburghs beds

The six pack monster came to us

by Guru jazham lover July 17, 2019

Inner Whore Monster

That hidden part of your psyche just waiting to have an excuse to become addicted to something

A few rounds of Songpop really brought out my Inner Whore Monster!

by Garrrrrrrr June 26, 2018

the coochie woochie Monster

A horrible monster also known as Khole.the coochie woochie Monster comes out only when you do the making slime at 3am challenge

*while doing slime at 3am challenge*

“Omg what was that sound “

“I think it’s the coochie woochie
Monster” “ the coochie woochie Monster “

by The coochie woochie Monster March 09, 2023

Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

by Mexxican Trump April 06, 2019

Pink Fluffy Monster

A giant unshaven vagina

A pink fluffy monster was in my face last night.

by Pink Fluffy Monster Eater August 13, 2013