Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone

Man I feel bad for Michael Bake

by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019

michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.

michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks

by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019

Michael Jackson

American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.

August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009

Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.

Girl 1: Damn! That Michael Jackson is the G.O.A.T.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so fine!.

by August-Moon January 16, 2020

michael fleming

Name of Scottish Descent. Normally gifted to the child with the largest Dumpy in the clan. This name has been held by all of the greatest Jarls.

Man did you see Michael Fleming the other day?

That guy has a DUMPY

by paragonzion January 30, 2020

Michael Diji

Michael Diji is simply the Best in The World! He is handsome, kind, thoughtful oh and did i mention he is the bestಥ_ಥ.

Thinking about him makes me feel like Superman cause he inspires me...
All hail The BITW

Michael Diji is simply the Best in The World!

by The BITW February 4, 2020

michael boone

michael boone is one sexy man who despises milk bags. he also known as bald baby.

person 1: omg is that a bald baby?

person 2: no it’s just michael boone

by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020

Michael Cascio

Michael Cascio is a boy who is questionably gay and has been known to leave groupchats with the boys. He is a simp for lexi and has skipped many bases. But we still are friends with him because we feel bad.

Michael cascio is kinda cool but is also kinda suspicious.

by To59tar May 7, 2020