Pro Max

Often used by phone's manufacture to named a phone they produced. This is quite used infamously by Apple itself.
by Eplims September 22, 2022
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Max the dash

Going as fast as possible in your ride
"Last night when I was driving drunk home from the rave I decided to max the dash in my outback Subaru."
by Phifester October 16, 2008
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Doing a max

Can you here that man he's doing a max in the Chinese
by Leviathan22 January 26, 2022
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Max Hoffman

Max Hoffman gets no hoes
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Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 29, 2011
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Be nice to him.
Its National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day! Be fucking nice to him or die
by Hehfkdjehkeodue June 09, 2021
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Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
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