Matt Bozo

The absolute coolest guy around. Can’t believe how awesome he is. Father of Mace. Lover of Reba. Probably great to hug.

I’m so happy to be eating dinner with Matt Bozo tonight.

by Mbt79 December 03, 2021

dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.

You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!

by xAnomally March 25, 2022

matt dylan

lewis alexander perry's mate

matt dylan is coming to see us

by matt dylan March 30, 2022

matt craig

poggers. an absolute unit.

"wow, did you see matt craig over there?"
"yes"
"how wouldyou describe him?"
"poggers"

by hottestgirl445 January 01, 2021

matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked

damn his penis was a matt baxter

by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019

dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently

"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"

by imcool1111 October 08, 2023

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023