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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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; in math

; in math means for to put x; & get x!/x
(50 + 27); = 67; ; in math
by chargingvindiction4 July 27, 2023
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Math

Man,i fucking hate Steve,he’s basically math
by NammoonTNT April 4, 2019
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math methoded

Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve
Damn, they really math methoded us with that bio exam.
by ass-kisser November 1, 2022
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can in math

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Can in math
by Yzz December 4, 2020
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math warrior

by cowic June 12, 2022
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Bronx Math

bronx math suck mad dick the uniform ugly too
minaj: yoo i fucking hate bronx math

starkeisha: bitch me too let’s drop out
by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
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