A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.
“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
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Get the jerk battle mug.a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be
also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.
Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
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Get the Durka Jerk mug.Someone who enjoys jerking with and into panties, preferably worn but clean will do. After finishing they are put back into the basket, drawer or clothes pile.
Marco was addicted to panties, he would borrow Faye Jothams then sniff them and panty jerk with them before putting them back.
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A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
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