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Jesus move 

Jesus Move

To die and come back to life somehow (for any reason) to kick some major butt!
Gandalf pulled a major Jesus move in The Two Towers.
Jesus move by DNT2 October 30, 2013

Jesus Padilla 

Jesus Padilla is an amazing friend. You can always count on Jesus, he is very understanding, he will help you or anyone in anything, he will always be there for you at anytime, he has a great heart, he is very hilarious too. When you meet Jesus you will love him forever. He has a badass,hot, and amazing voice. Jesus is a really fun person you will never get bored of. Jesus will make your mornings, evenings, and nights, the whole day. He is sweet and will make you feel very comfortable when you talk him. Jesus is also short, not that short though. He will always keep a smile in your face. Jesus is just the perfect friend to have. Jesus is also very handsome and very intelligent. If you know Jesus Padilla you should be very thankful to have him. Jesus Padilla is the definition of respect, intelligence, courageous, hilarious, sweet, and handsome.
Girl 1: guess what??

Girl 2: what??

Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.

Girl2: what's his name??

Girl1: Jesus Padilla
Jesus Padilla by kimHOMIE555 December 21, 2013

Jesus Pee 

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.
Jesus Pee by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

jesus sweat 

A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.
jesus sweat by blank space June 18, 2014

jesus grinding 

Grinding on somebody while leaving enough room for Jesus
Stacy was jesus grinding joey so hard
jesus grinding by shelmich August 31, 2014

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker 

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.