A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. the book of why Jordan is beautiful:
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice
Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:
Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice
Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:
Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
by Jahhhh December 3, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 2, 2025
Get the Jordan Carvermug. Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.
by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. The Jordan Beckham build is the physique of TikTok influencer Jordan Beckham. She frequently sports a sun-kissed tan, adding to her vibrant and youthful appearance. She has a slim and athletic build. Overall, her look is characterized by her blonde highlights, tan, and athletic physique.
by Anthony Edwards1111111 August 20, 2024
Get the Jordan Beckham Buildmug. Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.