An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024

The Italian Bead

The process of shoving raw pasta in your ass packet by packet and letting it marinate for 5-10 days until you finally release the bottom one causing a jenga effect. This is then served as a dish

Im midst way through The italian bead

by NewJork January 15, 2026

Internet all'Italiana

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.

-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana

by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley

Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.

by LibnLou February 22, 2021

Walmart version of Italians

Mexicans

Mexicans are just the Walmart version of Italians

by 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 September 27, 2022

Rita's Italian Ice

a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States. The chain is known for its Italian ice1 and frozen custard,2 but also offers multiple types of frozen treats and specialty creations.

n 2010, Rita's Italian Ice began a partnership with Just Born to offer a seasonal Peeps Brand Marshmallow Candy flavored ice.18 The Peeps flavor was discontinued in 2011, but was offered in some stores in spring 2017.

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023