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Joke flag

A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.
Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.

Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
by heresjulian October 5, 2009
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Imap Joke

Spell the word out and you will find well I am a pee (you will get it)
John spell Imap
okay I am a pee.
Actually, I regret saying The Imap joke.
by SandwhichKing1016 November 29, 2023
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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Serious Joking

When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.
Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".

Person: Do you need to talk?
by Shugunou December 28, 2022
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joke

Bob - hey bro you wanna hear a joke
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill

doug - i dont get that one bro

Bob- just like pussy
by Cromsy February 22, 2021
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Jokes

I have tons of jokes to tell to everyone
by XxTeddyplushxX May 22, 2021
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Joke

A thing someone says for the purpose of being funny but is probably boring anyways because they're a loser.
Bob: Hey Joe wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Sure why not.
Bob: knock knock.
Joe: -_-
Joe: you boring bitch
by an idiotic taco September 27, 2022
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