Friend Zone

A platonic zone females place you in when your affections are unrequited.
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.

Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story

Greg: 'Hey Suzie, want to make love?'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'

by Swaggolina July 24, 2015

imaginary friend

A friend that only appears to you and you only, you can play around with the friend but sex is not possible.

Having a imaginary friend is very cool..... *cries*

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 6, 2019

sidewalk friend

A sidewalk friend is the one in a group who automatically moves behind on a narrow sidewalk, assuming the least value in themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who’s that behind you?
Person 2: Huh? Oh, her? She’s nobody, just my sidewalk friend.

by BossBitchAvery August 22, 2021

Best Friend

A special person that you can always count on no matter what kind of situation your in!!! Best friends deal with your crappy problems no matter how crappy they are. If you're moving anytime soon you better find deme and give dem a hug!!!!! Ima miss my best friend so so so much!!!

I love my best friend!!!!!😍

by Ivy777 April 11, 2020

Avery Friend

Slightly a dingbat, but a Gucci person. Real funny and nice, always smells good, usually a brunette but has blonde moments.

Hey, Brianna spit her drink on her date! She pulled an Avery friend.

by Radicallyedgy March 13, 2017

Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.

“You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”

by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020