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Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.
I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?
by voodo0 August 26, 2009
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friend definer

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.
A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.
by UrbanGamer February 9, 2010
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Friend Zone

A platonic zone females place you in when your affections are unrequited.
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.

Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story
Greg: 'Hey Suzie, want to make love?'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'
by Swaggolina July 24, 2015
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Best Friend

A special person that you can always count on no matter what kind of situation your in!!! Best friends deal with your crappy problems no matter how crappy they are. If you're moving anytime soon you better find deme and give dem a hug!!!!! Ima miss my best friend so so so much!!!
by Ivy777 April 11, 2020
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Shower friend

A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...
by XchickenwingX March 1, 2014
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imaginary friend

A friend that only appears to you and you only, you can play around with the friend but sex is not possible.
Having a imaginary friend is very cool..... *cries*
by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 6, 2019
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sidewalk friend

A sidewalk friend is the one in a group who automatically moves behind on a narrow sidewalk, assuming the least value in themselves.
Person 1: Hey, who’s that behind you?
Person 2: Huh? Oh, her? She’s nobody, just my sidewalk friend.
by BossBitchAvery August 22, 2021
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