FB friends

(noun) You ain’t got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.

Ding-Dong: “Loook, I now have 1,000 FB friends”

Me: “Good for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long time”.

Ding-Dong: “Do you want be my FB friend?”

Me: (hehehehe) “I already am…..friend”.

by Nikki Stixx March 26, 2022

friends seminary

I though it was a semitary but when I went to dig up bodies I found out it was not

I went to friends seminary to dig up bodies. There were no bodies there.

by catnoirfanclub March 3, 2021

Milk Friends

when you make a new friend and you think their awesome and sweet, but they expire after a while

That group over there were milk friends, they weren't the greatest

by Emma+friends June 21, 2016

Diet-Friend

A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.

It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.

It's like friendship, but less.

"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”

“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.

by Saint.Patrick January 4, 2021

liam friend

liam is the best and anyone else sucks

liam friend is the best

by ilovehello October 27, 2021

Fake friends

Taylor Jackson Deja cater kaiyah fat ass white and shyla Bradford and Timera Ben ford all them lol hoes are fake as fuck

I hate fake friends like them ulgy hoes tf

by Made by Shamyaia July 19, 2019

pineapple friend

A friend that is weird.

Where is your pineapple friend.

by hartley24747 January 27, 2018