French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.

Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.

French salad by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019

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French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.

Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya

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The act of making your urine multishot (split urine) and then spraying it at another woman with malicious intent.

Jenna: "I was totally French Gunfired last night!"

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When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven”

French horn by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020

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A French fry is what you call the person you have feelings for even though your dating someone and often you have multiple

Girl 1-he's my French fry but then I feel like I'm cheating
Girl 2-just go with what your heart says gurl

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The worst cod players because they don’t let you kill them

Look at that french player he won’t let me kill him must be french

What french cod players

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You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

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