Fat Fingers 

The syndrome used to describe a person who consistently makes typing errors when chatting or in emails. Fat Fingers is derived from the image that due to their large fingers, they press many letters when only intending to press one.

Steph: Hey why are you on so late?
Kyra: Oh i dunnp ahg a aprty
Steph: fat fingers much?
Kyra: sorry i meant i had a party.

Fat Fingers by ridiculousteph May 29, 2008

fat card 

while drunk, fat girls become attractive, in such, when you are drunk you punch your "fat card" to sleep with them, however you can only punch your fat card if you are extremely drunk...

"so i heard u went whale'ing last night"
"yea well everyone punches the fat card at some time or another"

fat card by JD bitch January 5, 2007

fat ass

Someone who is extremely proud of their laziness and should be worshipped for their ability to avoid burning calories.

"Shanotgettinit!" Shouted the fatass when the knock came on the door.

fat ass by Sean Connery February 26, 2003

Fat Slags 

A cartoon strip in Viz comics conserning the adventures of Sharon and Tracy the archetypical townie girls

The falt slags come from Fulchester.

Fat Slags by black flag June 27, 2004

fat mess

generally used in reference to fat ugly unkempt women

look at that munter, shes a fat mess

fat mess by farm September 1, 2006

fat girl syndrome 

Fat girl Syndrome refers to the inflated self esteem of fat bitches. They always portray themselves as much more attractive than they actually are in real life. They often wonder men don't want them, as they blindly acknowledge their weight problem. They often brag about the amount of guys that talk to them (usually only on social networking sights where myspace angles are used to the fullest. See "myspace angles" ). But really, the amount of guys that actually talk to them in real life are proportional to the amount of weight that they have "supposedly" lost since last summer. i.e. not shit. BEWARE, if you give any attention at all, they will assume your friendly actions are actually sexual advances. DO NOT! I REPEAT! DO NOT ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH GIRLS SUFFERING FROM FAT GIRL SYNDROME!

"That bitch got fat girl syndrome"
"Whats fat girl syndrome?"
"When a bitch looks like Precious but think she looks like Rihanna; a linebacker kind of bitch that should be blocking for Miami, not dancing in the club."

fat girl syndrome by sidekick2flip January 27, 2011

Fat House 

"Where fat people go to not be fat anymore"

Troubled individuals unite, share stories, encourage and feel a genuine acceptance when they enter Fat House. Reason for creation - to aid in rapid weight loss.

"Peter had a problem with, not only his out look on life but his body image. Look at Peter now, he's the happiest he's ever been! All thanks to FAT HOUSE!"

Fat House by deltronzero September 12, 2007