Empenator is the shit. Huge dick with massive balls. He will have a load of shit in his pants. Empenator is like the Terminator, but instead of killing humans, he fucks unlimited bitches.
by Terminator6000 April 12, 2022
Get the Empenator mug.A male archetype that a woman is attracted to over and over again.
It can differ for every woman but it stays the same for an individual. The archetype can be based on a person's pshycological patterns, familiar paternal figures in her family that represent love, safety, comfort and the past. The archetype need not be a healthy match, rather it's an unconscious pattern she falls into based on her early childhood or teenage experiences with the opposite gender. In short, a girl's "type".
This can apply to men too.
It can differ for every woman but it stays the same for an individual. The archetype can be based on a person's pshycological patterns, familiar paternal figures in her family that represent love, safety, comfort and the past. The archetype need not be a healthy match, rather it's an unconscious pattern she falls into based on her early childhood or teenage experiences with the opposite gender. In short, a girl's "type".
This can apply to men too.
Cowboy2020: Hey, did you see muso fall for that lanky musician nerdy dude?
Kusmo: yeah, that guy is probably her empeer. Don't be too harsh on her, she's got a type.
Kusmo: yeah, that guy is probably her empeer. Don't be too harsh on her, she's got a type.
by Musoterica April 13, 2022
Get the Empeer mug.Male archetype that a woman falls for everytime based on her unconscious/subconscious pshycological choice in men that she feels safe, comforted and attracted to.
Friend A: did you see muso be blindly attracted to that random Lanka nerdy dude despite her claiming she has a husband?
Friend B: yeah, he is probably her empeer, don't judge her for going after her type.
Friend B: yeah, he is probably her empeer, don't judge her for going after her type.
by Musoterica April 13, 2022
Get the empeer mug.A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.
by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022
Get the emperor mug.Jane has a lot of empathy for others. I farted the other day and she said, “Aah I feel so much better”
by Zinger Hoff May 7, 2022
Get the Empathy mug.Empathosphère is the emotional energy field which surrounds all beings. It is the aura of emotion which an Empath senses.
British scientist Rupert Sheldrake confirmed this ability of other animals to enter the Empathosphère, which he calls the morphic field, in his documented evidence of remote sensing
by Empath6 May 7, 2022
Get the Empathosphère mug.Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.
Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.
by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022
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