by Swagmoder July 23, 2023
The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
It's kind of like a deviled crab, but it's a Jesus with crab claws. You can also spell out the name of Jesus on a plate of deviled eggs for a similar comparison.
"This is the Church of Satanic Jesus. Let me hear it for Deviled Jesus! Can I get a BOOM SHAKALAKA?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 05, 2023
A being of status equal to lucifer himself that causes misery to those around him... This being tends to pick on the weak and those who wave around their strength and creates a situation that makes a failure of them.
by Devil Syndicate July 08, 2020
by theworldiscrowded July 20, 2016
Jeff was shy around the cute brunette so hastily chugged down a little of the ol’ devil’s lubricant before striking up a chat.
by skwhale April 14, 2021
When you braid your buddy’s asshole hair when he’s asleep into a weave basket so it’s stops there shit
Did you hear that jaydon did the devils braid on Brandon? He was stuck on the toilet for hours screaming!
by JaydonM04 August 07, 2020