Daddy Roulette

A Group of Guys/Friends Finish in a cup and mix it together, they find a Host/Girl and impregnate her. She gets a paternity test and can ask only one guy. With a contract

(Due to contract signing she cant ask the other guys for a test.)

Hey lisa wanna play daddy Roulette?

Lisa "sure"

Friends " finish in cup and fill her up"
Doctor:" you pregnant lisa"
Lisa "I think its you Jared"
Test: "Jared is not the Father"
Friends: Yell in Joy.

by Profection November 11, 2018

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Swan Daddy

The thing everybody used to call me in elementary and still do

Every Kid: Hey its swan daddy
Me: for fucks sake

by Cytoria November 21, 2018

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baby daddy

The black stereotype version of saying "boyfriend".

Ghetto Girl 1: "You 'n Tyrone still dating?"
Ghetto Girl 2: "Ye girl, he my baby daddy.

by RomanBelic August 20, 2016

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Kinky Daddy

Me

Me and your mom in bed
Your Mom: Oh give it to me Kinky Daddy

by KinkyDaddy May 8, 2017

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Fist Daddy

n. When one is being fisted in the vagina or butthole for sexual pleasure by their biological father.

I just so happened to find a Fist Daddy on Craigslist and he turned out to be my real father.

I couldn't call you back because I was being Fist Daddied.

by ChickentendersRock January 12, 2017

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