cookie 

It means a (seductive) girl.

Example: The track "Cookie Jar" of Gym Class Heroes.

cookie by Xplosive Part II aka Double U January 13, 2009

butch cookie 

when a lesbian punches her pregnant girlfriend in the stomach and eats the dead fetus from her vagina

My girlfriend said it's OK to fuck dude, but if i get pregnant the baby is going to end up a butch cookie.

butch cookie by LOW-CASPER May 1, 2009

penis cookie 

The new term for teabagging in the Halo world. Instead of asking, "How do my nuts taste?", when teabagging, one can say, "Take that penis cookie!"

Guy 1 kills Guy 2 in Halo and teabags him.
Guy 1 : How does that penis cookie taste?
Guy 2 : Damn, I can't fit it all in my mouth at once.

penis cookie by kenster421 October 20, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

space cookie 

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.

Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!

space cookie by John November 15, 2004

Cookie 

A girl, especially a very good looking one, who is thinks is the center of the universe. Typically containing or possessing the following qualities.
1. A great sense of humor.
2. A smile that melts hearts.
3. Sweet Smelling.
4. A great body.
5. Extreme Intelligence.

Damn, you check out Cookie today? Yo I've been sweatin her since astronomy...by the way...who L?

Cookie by Marty November 2, 2003

Cooties

A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.

Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.

Cooties by Webster-Collins July 9, 2010