Cookielips 

Used to quickly describe somebody who talks about very stupid things; everybody who talks to a "Cookielip" usually ends up having a "crummy" conversation, hence their lips being like cookies.

I tried talking to Shane, and he just wanted to talk about how boring school is. He totally has Cookielips.

Cookielips by ShaneCookielips September 2, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."

"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004

snookie cookie 

A game in which a group of guys purchase a large bakery cookie and then stand around it and masturbate on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie has to eat it.

Those sick dudes played snookie cookie at the party last night, and jason had to eat the jizz.

snookie cookie by Mr. Samsonite September 6, 2006

cockies 

This cookie is a rare delicacy very commonly found in central Asian countries. The Cockie was Shakespeares fuel for writing and performing his exciting plays. The cockie is deep fried in chicken oil and filled with seamen, tiny violent blue creatures from the deep sea wielding spears.

That dude is so cockies!

cockies by super awesomo January 9, 2008

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

Mexican Wedding Cookie by mouth00 January 12, 2009

Hop on cookie run 

Slang for gay sex

"Hey bro want to hop on cookie run?"

"Sure!"

*has gay sex*

Hop on cookie run by megablastoise62 September 25, 2021

Cookiecutter 

n. Article of clothing that rides up the crack of the vagina...

Guy 1-Hey, Man! Check out her camel toe!
Guy 2-I see it, dude. That leotard is a great Cookiecutter.

Cookiecutter by flathatpat December 11, 2013