Cajun clam

The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.

Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area

Persisting odor

May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow

Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers

If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.

"Hey man how'd your vacation go? Did you tame some strange?"

"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"

by BigZHalfChub October 9, 2016

Clam Slam

To interrupt or prevent female arousal or sexual activity. Equivalent to the term used amongst men (cock block)

Ashley and Jenny were hooking up when their friend Stephanie walked in unannounced and interrupted them. Ashley yelled, “Steph, don’t be such a clam slam & call next time before you come over!”

by Clandy February 27, 2024

clam

gun, firearm of any sort

y'all should start usin this

when i gotta go to a papi store, i gotta keep the clam tucked at all times unless sum happens

by batiomey July 7, 2022

Its clams

A word to describe something as calm or good, usually used as an alternative adjective for the word “CALM”

“Dont worry about it bro, its clams”
Or
“Its all clams”

by Sol the Clam guy February 22, 2025

shuck the clams

A medical term that means when your doctor is skilled in the art of surgery. You are lucky he said that.

Before my operation my doctor told me "don't worry i shuck the clams often"

by Kkllpony February 20, 2017

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017

Clam Bagger

Native or wanna be native (Lansdowne Transplant) of the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Holds a serious grudge against those from the western shore, however regularly goes across the bridge to steal their jobs.

Without us chicken neckers and our tourist dollars, you clam baggers would be living in abandoned cars!!

by Necker 135 September 29, 2018