Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004
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to be awarded your brown badge you need to fuck someone anally ..or give someone an rim job.
nonhomosexual only
to be awarded your brown badge you need to fuck someone anally ..or give someone an rim job.
nonhomosexual only
yo did you hear about Jamal i heard he got his brown badge last night
dudes all excited that he has is brown badge..too bad his breath sticks of shit
hey did anyone tell you about trav last night? that boy was gunning for his brown badge and tina shit all over him
dudes all excited that he has is brown badge..too bad his breath sticks of shit
hey did anyone tell you about trav last night? that boy was gunning for his brown badge and tina shit all over him
by Jordan and Langley December 31, 2007
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1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021
Get the John Brown mug.When you are having sex with a girl, and she is not as attractive as you'd wish she was, but you would like to pretend that she's absolutely gorgeous. You bury your face into your arm, just as Dee Brown did when he won the 1991 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, as a Boston Celtic, with the "no-look" dunk, while you are on top missionary style. You hide your face in your arm, close your eyes, and pretend that it is someone else that you are having sex with, always much hotter than the cow that you're doing.
An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.
An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.
Pete: How'd it go with that fat cow you picked up the last night?
Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.
alternate example:
Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.
Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.
Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.
alternate example:
Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.
Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.
by southsidewaterman May 4, 2009
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porno level fucking of a female in the asshole (sometimes causing rectal damage and requiring stitches for any non-whores)
there is banging a bitch in the ass then there is murdering brown.
porno level fucking of a female in the asshole (sometimes causing rectal damage and requiring stitches for any non-whores)
there is banging a bitch in the ass then there is murdering brown.
There's nothing better than murdering brown.
i feel like murdering some brown tonight.
This expression has nothing do with killing people, just female asshole
i feel like murdering some brown tonight.
This expression has nothing do with killing people, just female asshole
by Senor Ball July 12, 2010
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Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.
A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.
Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.
A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.
by kasairashi August 21, 2011
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