half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

Half Gal Challenge

A task that requires you and a partner to successful polish off a handle of any liquor through the duration of the night while not sharing any with non-competitors.

Roomate #1 :"How did you destroy the house this bad, it was just you and that one guy here last night ?"

Roomate #2 :"Half Gal Challenge Bro"
Roomate #1: "I understand"

by Barbarosa4Life1990 November 8, 2011

Half of a sink explosion

Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.

Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.

Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?

Friend: Fractions

by iabast October 15, 2020

Half-Boned Prince

In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.

There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.

by Irohem August 22, 2020

half-eaten cheeto

A half eaten cheeto

That girl is a half-eaten cheeto

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Oregon half-squatch

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits

dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.

by willowplaystheage December 11, 2018

half-acoon american

a stupid/ugly person

Shut up you half-acoon American

by blishi February 13, 2019