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daddy joke

A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.
Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."

Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”
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Joke

“I changed the name of nightville as a joke” ~Anyone

“I dont feel safe” ~Salty
by British president July 1, 2020
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Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.
Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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Joke flag

A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.
Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.

Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
by heresjulian October 5, 2009
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inside joke

Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible
by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019
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joke

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny
punchline.
"She was in a good mood to tell jokes"
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Joke-abee

A noun used to describe the uncanny way GOP candidate Mike Huckabee uses a snappy one-liner or other joke in a serious moment to dodge a tough question.
If you go to youtube and type in "Mike Huckabee Metamucil, you will see a textbook Joke-abee.
by former Huck-Agreer January 20, 2008
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