Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.

Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"

by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024

Stepdad Joke

Has all the elements of a Dad Joke, but tries way too hard, ultimately failing to be humorous.

"Brett is always acting like he's funny, telling these Stepdad Jokes - its pathetic."

by Grindhead Jim May 21, 2024

Joke

A cover-up word for making someone feel discomfort.

It was just a joke!

by Velvet. March 6, 2024

Joke

"almighty government"

When the "almighty government" tried to stop his marriage, he made them the butt of many jokes.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

Outside Joke

A fart. That's it.

Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: HEY! You commited outside joke.

by YTB808 studios July 11, 2022

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

Up joke

When you top somebody's joke with another joke.

"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"

Such an up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"

Double up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

by WolfsbaneD August 4, 2022