Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023

Jacob

Wierd, Closet Gay

Normal Human: "you know that new kid? he's such a Jacob"

by Saecred December 30, 2018

Jacob

someone who likes eating grass

jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass

by urai laika April 23, 2020

Jacob Dinkelman

A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.

That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.

by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

jacob

jacob is a really cool guy
alway the better person
and everybody should look up to him

jacob's are the coolest

by jbossing March 9, 2021

Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024

jacob

a drop-dead handsome guy who every girl wants. he only has eyes for his girl which makes him the most loyal and kindhearted individual anyone would ever meet. his gorgeous eyes and kind smile light up a room which causes everyone to stop and stare. his girl knows just
how good looking he is and must worry constantly about other girls and guys trying to get at him.

elena: omg did you see jacob.. i think i just fell in love
megan: omg ikr. ! too bad he has a girlfriend and he wont even consider cheating on her..

by hisgirl69 November 21, 2021