Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

Bandwagon virgin

Abbr.: bwv

An individual who has remained willingly away from being part of any trend since the day they have attained individuality (i.e. defeated alienation).

—I told Lou the other day we should buy one of those hot new NFTs together, the one they say it's gonna skyrocket before long, but he said NFTs in general bored the heck out of him and he wasn't interested whatsoever.
—No surprise... He's never interested in hot new shit.
—Yeah, he's such a bandwagon virgin.

by J. J. B. Bravo April 19, 2022

Virgin vibes

My friend Gary, that is all.

Gary gives of major Virgin vibes

by Kanin03 November 9, 2020

Virgin

Me.

My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.

by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018

therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022

forty cent virgin

1. A virgin who is unattractive.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.

dude 1: hey man, check that out
dude 2: oh, wow

dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin

dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother

by jayg244 October 3, 2025

Virgin

you

You will never get laid, you fucking virgin bastard

by Iwankeverynight July 25, 2023