Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener

Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year

by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020

Noodle neck

A skinny man with a neck like a noodle. Looks like he's been on the session for 6 month solid.

Hew noodle neck ! You wanna get a decent meal down ya and take a break from the crack son.

by Denzal83 June 8, 2019

noodle e o's

Word used by retards who can't pronounce anything.

JJ said noodle e o's because he's retarded!

by JshuaJames3 November 27, 2007

Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

Noodle Groovin

When someone (particularly on drugs) is tweaking out and can't sit still. Usually it looks something like when a presumably cracked out person is walking down the street, talking to themselves, and dancing/groovin to music that isn't playing. Whilst performing the act, their limbs seem limp and resemble wet noodles.

Yo, did you see that guy walking down the street a minute ago? He was noodle groovin for sure... probably on the way to the liquor store.

I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.

by Ninjareaper (Dat/guy) August 19, 2023

Noodle

A female who has the body shape of a Rigatoni that may be sleeping with your old bulk pick up trash that is possible losing his hair and probably can’t even spell Rigatoni.
see Bulk Pickup trash

"You know that skanky whore looks like a noodle...and she's sleeping with bulk pickup trash"

by ticleme February 28, 2009

Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020