Fap free february

Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.

Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.

by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020

free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

by Arsemunky September 1, 2016

free trial of death

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

guts in free fall

When you first are surprised that one you love deeply is leaving forever, it feels like your body stayed on the plane but feel your guts in free fall!

When l found out Rosalind was leaving, l felt my guts in free fall!

by I, Wreckerrr July 25, 2021

Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018

Free Booty Friday

On Fridays, you have all rights to grab any chicks/dudes ass.

For some reason I cant summit unless I use the words "free booty Friday".

by Chan du man September 25, 2019

vicky free summer

A summer where a disenfranchised youth is free from the clutches of the evil babysitter known as Vicky, usually seen in the popular program, The Fairly OddParents.

Dude, my parents are finally taking me on vacation with them! It's gonna be a vicky free summer this year!

by IconicJV94 July 13, 2017