Canadian surprise

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.

Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.

by simpmanager May 28, 2022

Gay Canadian Jew

One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.

Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks June 30, 2024

Canadian Hacksaw

When a vagina gets looser as you caugh into it constantly

She wanted oral, but I had a cold so I gave her a Canadian hacksaw

by Sherron Hubbies March 12, 2017

Canadian Bidet

The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball

The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing

by cmfw369 December 18, 2020

Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.

Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?

by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020

canadian bar spoon

receiving head while making a cocktail

she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud

by dlovatz December 27, 2023

Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.

Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede

by Dirty Chaos April 24, 2017