Wet horse

When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them

Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse

by Mrs. Chemotherapy Yoghurt December 26, 2022

Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.

by NastyNally April 22, 2011

Wet O’Clock

The time a Romanian goes to sleep.

It is wet o’clock because our romanian friend hasnt gone to bed yet

by Hurtwell May 13, 2019

Wet Cheeto

when ur feening for Cheetos but the snack bar is closed and you find one that fell out of a wet trash bag on the stairwell at hma

Atkins: I’m hungry and the mess halls closed

Other: I saw a wet Cheeto on the stairwell.
Atkins: bet gotta blast.
Other: what the fuck?

by Kkk469 December 1, 2018

young wet

A young, attractive woman.

Yo check out them young wets over there man! They're young and wet just how I like em.

by mike dougherty June 5, 2016

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 9, 2017

wet tuba

When you ejaculate in your partners anus , then your partner releases the cum through passing gas

Honey would you like a wet tuba

by Film layers February 27, 2017