let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

we fam

It’s a way of saying you’re cool with someone

“My professor didn’t mark me absent even though I came in class 45 minutes late. We fam.”

by KietKatz November 22, 2017

wes's house

A house where all the meth heads go to hang out and stay up for days at a time stealing shit from eachother and helping one another look for said stolen items

Let's go to Wes's house and get methed out.

by Big E from the lobby November 26, 2017

we wavey

When you intoxicateed so u movin like a wav

Dodo: Yo man we wavey
Friend: Bro true

by riridanifriends November 30, 2017

we HEEZE

When something is so hilarious that it makes you wheeze in a humorous way

Person: Ok yea but plankton said "YES DADDY" once
Person2: we HEEZE

by Marina Is An Animal February 20, 2017

This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it

“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”

by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018

Are we dating?

When two, or more people are close in such a way that people question if they are a thing. The said couple/group will then ask each other if they are dating in a room full of people who propagated said rumor. leading to laughs all around.

Hey Kayla, are we dating?

by Naturally Mia January 30, 2018