turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX

“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”

by bigtruz May 9, 2018

Turkeycat

The pose a cat makes when it curls its front paws in underneath its chest in a manner resembling a reverse "prayer" pose.

Aww look, Kevin is laying on the floor with his chin on the carpet doing the turkeycat!

by dpavlov June 12, 2018

turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.

That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.

by HalfPasty June 21, 2018

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey May 20, 2018

Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 2, 2018