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Moon streakzz

The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.
I felt so pleased with myself after leaving moon streakzz along my teacher’s desk
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.
“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023
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Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said
by Honky donkey22 October 31, 2023
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Digital Moon

When you send a nude butt picture through a social media site.
Oh man, Dan sent a digital moon to my phone the other day.
by Dabirdie March 23, 2017
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Moon The Umbreon

A female Kanjitraxxian Umbreon who glows in the dark. She wears clothes that girls wear at a Japanese School and Orange/Green boots. She is also seem to love Ian. She has sisters, Shigeko The Sylveon and Sunstar The Espeon
" Moon The Umbreon: I always fight for my friends! "
by IanTheAllosaurusDX October 30, 2023
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sticky moon

by Kim Oldham September 28, 2020
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Moon

Moon is someone who is ugly and fucks short girls with short hair. Only one girl in the whole school wants to suck his ass. Her name starts with a M, OR, K. He is probably rich with a nice yard. He flirts with girls but has much hotter friends.
Kaylee is super pretty, she must be dating moon!
by Bob.ert June 29, 2015
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