Pounding the devil’s support beam

Beating your dick

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!

by MunchiesX October 17, 2020

devil's watermelon

A watermelon given to a woman, whom is going through a divorce, by her new lover as a gift for her family.

Ex-husband: "I don't want my children eating that watermelon, it's the devil's watermelon"

by HarryPearanuts October 18, 2020

Devil

A godly like creature that punishes evil, sent down from god his father, to punish all evil.
Also known as the Lucifer, the devil, satan, and more.

A judge is kind of like the devil

by Idkbutok October 19, 2020

stupid devil

a cute term used by parents to make fun of small children who have big, socially acceptable ideas, but when the children try to implement the said idea, it seems silly to adults, drawing their laughter.

a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?

parents (in unison): roflcopter no, our favorite stupid devil David. to pay off a mortgage, you'll need to finish high school and then some and then get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

devil-worship

immoral and/or amoral behavior

son: is marijuana smoking considered devil-worship?

father: to the Unforgivables, yes; to most of the civilian population, no.

by Sexydimma November 17, 2012

devil-worship

immoral and/or amoral behavior

son: is rejecting G-d considered devil-worship?

father: to the people who don't believe in the separation of Church and State yes; to most of the civilian population, probably no.

by Sexydimma December 31, 2012

Devil Strip

(Noun, Archaic) Most often used by people who ride bikes to describe the part of the road that lies between the streetcar (aka tram, trolley) tracks. Scorchers & Wheelsmen (now: roadie & cyclist) originally rode here as it was the only paved part of the street. Now, because of the risk of crossing the tracks, one is lucky that they did not fall off their bicycle while manoeuvring to ride in this section of the street.

That truck was parked so poorly that I had to pass it in the devil strip.

by Matt Todd January 10, 2013