When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
A sexual act when one person deficates, segregates the undigested food particles from the shit, and throws the food particles on the pillow for the other's lover to eat.
Wanting to provide Ken a successful peruvian salad bar, Giancarlo's diet consisted of corn relish salsa for snacks, and corn beef and cabbage meals for the past 2 days.
by Danceface September 18, 2008
by Forlorner November 01, 2006
A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015
A meme with multiple layers. The original dialogue is from the Sonic Boom cartoon. In the show, Dr. Eggman complains that his soup is cold and his salad is hot, then exclaims "How is that even possible!?". People soon found that the dialogue fits with the song "Red Sun" from Metal Gear Rising Revengence. They replaced the line "When the wind is low, and the fire is hot," with "The soup is cold, and the salad is hot!".
Eggman: The soup is cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible!?
"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."
"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."
by Chess_The_Mut October 17, 2022
when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.
by vaginnles August 17, 2009