Thanksgiving

The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!

Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks".
UK: "but that's like one day!"

by a-winters-tail November 27, 2010

thanks for the update

stfu we don't care

"thanks for the update ashley"

by dan maloof April 7, 2016

Thankstaking

The end of Thanksgiving -when you see people leaving your house with food they didn't bring.

Mike: Can't wait til 8pm, it'll officially be Thankstaking and I have my eyes set on that left over pumpkin pie.

Jon:What about your deviled eggs that nobody ate?

Mike: I'm not an indian giver, bro.

by dvze86 November 26, 2009

Thank-you muchly

A expression of thanks most commonly used by overly cheerful people who think they are clever and original. Often heard in the customer service industry.

Customer - "Here's your tip. Thank-you muchly!"

Waiter - "I hope you get raped in the parking lot."

by Panchos Pitacos December 16, 2010

thank you please

Does your tail pop out when you think rude things?

Mine does

by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch December 15, 2003

Thankerton

A shithole in the middle of nowhere, in Scotland. Populated mainly by wannabe Neds - and a drug addict here and there - there is a two way split in the village - the good side and bad side of the tracks (theres a railway running through the middle). All the Neds and Druggies live on the north side (the bad side - which is also the larger side) - while all the normal people live on the South side (basically one really long street). Unfortunately, the village football pitch is on the south side, so often the Neds come over sporting their shell suits and Merrydown/Buckfast.

Guy #1: U been tae Thankerton?
Guy #2: Aye. Its a fucking Shithole.

by kostas22 December 15, 2008

Thank you

Stank you, Thx; thnx; thxs; tks;
Ta (Ozzie);

tango yankee!;
cheers (Brit);

kthnxbai/kthxbye/kthx (ok, thanks, bye);

Much grass (variation of 'muchas gracias' or 'many thanks');

Hat tip (H/T in cyber lingo); Good looking out
Big-ups (e.g., I want to give big-ups to you for helping me out.);
Preash! (He: Here's the salt. She: Preash.);
Net lingo for thanks: TY, TYSM, TYVM

*My personal favs: Thx, Thnx, Ta!, tango yankee, preash

Other ways of saying thank you:

I will pop in later this afternoon. Kthxbye.
I'd like to give big-ups to my sister for her patience, kindness, and hospitality—and for her home-made cupcakes!
Frequent customer: 'Here's twenty bucks for the coffee. Keep the change.' Waitress: 'Preash!' (Preash from the word 'appreciate')
Cyber friend: 'I'll email you a pic of my cat.' Me: 'Oh, TYSM! I'm dying to see what he looks like.'
Tango yankee for the ring!
TY for the ride.
TYVM for letting me use the bathroom.
I'll see ya later. Cheers, man.
Friend A: 'I'll pick you up from the library after work.' Friend B: 'Much grass, (name of friend).'
Yuppie guy 1: 'Here's your fav gourmet macchiato.' Yuppie 2: 'Tango yankee, bud; I'll buy you your fav donut on my next trip to your fav café.'
Aussie guy pal: 'I will assemble the computer desk for you.' Me: 'Ta! I was just gonna ask you.'
GUEST: (Squeezing himself in a jam-packed hallway to get more beer in the kitchen) 'Seduce me.' (After given room to walk towards the kitchen) 'Stank you, dude.'
Cyber guy: 'You're pretty.' Cyber gal: 'Thx.'

by GlamourAsianGuy September 12, 2013