Baltic Jesus

Baboi10 AKA Baltic Jesus

Baltic Jesus but take away the Baltic Je

by Marcus Lane May 24, 2021

Jesus banger

A religious song or hymn, often sung as part of a primary school assembly.

Sing hosanna is a right Jesus banger.

by Lulublu November 24, 2018

mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

Jesus Nudes

they said Jesus news, you hear Jesus nudes.

give them Jesus Nudes.

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022

Meme jesus

Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus

That ginger cunt meme Jesus has 1.8million followers. Please tell me how that's possible

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Jesus Frappe

An immortal beast. You could throw him into a porta potty and he would end up in your closet the next day. He is very very sexy and can turn anyone on. But, if you disrespect him he will kill you. Respect the Lord or you shall be sacrificed.

"How tf did Jesus Frappe just reappear we killed him months ago"

by PhatJuicyAss April 26, 2020