Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.

My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 30, 2021

Chad Thundercocc

A chad with a big cock. Also one of the main artifacts to the Book Of John; A book that is a large part of history, dating many historical events.

Holy shit!!! Is that Chad Thundercocc???

Yeah bro. He literally has balls of steel. Cool to see one of the main characters of the Book Of John.

by St. John Travis Scott-Hill March 16, 2022

OKC Thunder

The other name for the Snakes

Sonics: *leave to become the OKC Thunder*

Everyone in Washington: "ok well Rip City"

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

americas thunder

When you fuck everyone around you so hard it can be heard around America

Sounds like americas thunder at that orgy

by Users8629494 May 5, 2022

Popcorn Thunder

Thunder that certainly sounds like popcorn in a microwave. The building up of suspense such as crackling, popping, loud, etc.

I was sleeping last night peacefully, but I awoke to Popcorn Thunder.

by campm August 18, 2022

crotch thunderbird

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint

While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.

by GooseGrim September 4, 2022