Golden reach-around

A sexual act, typically performed by 2 men, where one partner performs manual stimulation from behind whilst urinating on their backside.

Man, Terry is in for a treat! Instead of the typical, I gave him a golden reach-around.

by Jonn Little July 19, 2018

Golden Shit Shower

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out

My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.

by Smotiram May 29, 2019

Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.

Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?

by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016

Golden Choo Choo

That act of peeing on your partner will making train noises and yelling that you are "Thomas the tank Engine"

Golden Choo Choo me!

by Yallowlover September 30, 2016

Golden juice box

When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty

Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.

by J BROW April 19, 2021

Riding The Golden Gate

Sex Posistion; When a man "Titty Fucks" a woman, but does it inverted{reversed} so that his ass is in her face thus allowing her to toss his salad. Typically done laying down or on the edge of a bed, table, counter, etc....

Origin: Woodstock circa 1969. *See what I did there*

Greg: "Hey bro did you try that RTGG yet?"

Steve: "Oh you mean Riding The Golden Gate? Yeah I did it to Melissa last night man, she was eating my ass like a Klondike bar while I fucked her tits."

Greg: "Nice,......you lucky bastard."

by Chesticles Inspectus February 7, 2013

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022