snake tongue urination

When your urine stream comes out in two streams instead of a single stream.

I had to wipe off the toilet seat because I had snake tongue urination.

by mike daunt September 22, 2013

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pee pee snake

It's your dick Dood.

Dude: imma whip out my pee pee snake.

by Hey_man1256 May 14, 2018

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To preform this action would be to very sneakily, solid snake style, make your snake solid, as in jerk off. This is often done in situations in which one must be quite about jerking it, such as in voice chat in a video game. Lots of people on discord right now? You can bet your ass one of them is solid snake-ing it.

Yeah, that rocket league match took so fucking long, I was Solid snake-ing it the whole time.

by RyanToBeFunny March 12, 2017

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Kentucky Brown Snake

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.

Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

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Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.

Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

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Dusty Cornhole Snake

When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.

" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"

by MikeTheWordMan May 22, 2016

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