Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Second Hand Cheeseburger

A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.

I gave Mary quite the Second Hand Cheeseburger last night!

by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025

irregular-triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-triple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

Going Back For Seconds

reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.

"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.

Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.

by Vagabond King January 31, 2010