Smash Mouthing

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.

My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.

by Kosan October 08, 2022

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby May 08, 2011

Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by November 08, 2020

smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020

clit smash

The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.

You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"

by Fucmehjerry November 09, 2017

Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.

These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.

by of_tism January 20, 2021